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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Ryland Blackinton. That doesn’t mean anything to you, but it means something to me. What do I do? Well. That’s hard to really nail down. I’m a porn double, an entrepreneur of sorts. One time I got a high five from Kevin Bacon. Oh, and most important of all? I’m a human.DISCLAIMER:
[[RP; not really as awesome as Ryland in reality]] </description><title>Pleasure Ryland</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @rylandblacksheep)</generator><link>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>I’m too sexy for all the adjectives you can think of....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m65dgsNr2L1rowk75o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m too sexy for all the adjectives you can think of. Right? Right.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25817397144</link><guid>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25817397144</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2012 20:31:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Two hot chicks.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61j5bBv991rowk75o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Two hot chicks.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25675287430</link><guid>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25675287430</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2012 18:43:58 -0400</pubDate><category>it's a wonderful tour life</category></item><item><title>After 7 straight hours inside Toronto without protection, we...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61ite5YZM1rowk75o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;After 7 straight hours inside Toronto without protection, we made it to our destination. I hope everyone is ready to rock. I am. I took the sleeves off my shirt and fashioned a tourniquet from it. That’s pretty hard core, right?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25674831589</link><guid>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25674831589</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2012 18:36:50 -0400</pubDate><category>it's a wonderful tour life</category></item><item><title>alex-suareasy replied to your photo: I’m intimidated. When I get back to NYC, there&amp;#8230;
Is she...</title><description>&lt;div class="hide_overflow"&gt;&lt;a href="http://alex-suareasy.tumblr.com/"&gt;alex-suareasy&lt;/a&gt; replied to your &lt;a href="http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25674535666/im-intimidated-when-i-get-back-to-nyc-there"&gt;photo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25674535666/im-intimidated-when-i-get-back-to-nyc-there"&gt;I’m intimidated. When I get back to NYC, there&amp;#8230;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Is she cooking for me, too?&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Actually, I was under the impression that YOU were cooking for all of us. Since you can cook and I don&amp;#8217;t trust this girlish figure to just anyone.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25674699474</link><guid>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25674699474</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2012 18:34:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The secrets of life, explained.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61imtKRYh1rowk75o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The secrets of life, explained.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25674581059</link><guid>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25674581059</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2012 18:32:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m intimidated.
When I get back to NYC, there are going...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61ilneV141rowk75o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m intimidated.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When I get back to NYC, there are going to be foods, right? I’m going to go ahead and say yes so I’ll see you when we’re both there.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25674535666</link><guid>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25674535666</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2012 18:32:10 -0400</pubDate><category>get your gun annie</category></item><item><title>OOC: No longer in Arms Race</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Hey guys. This blog is now a floater blog. I will still be updating it, but it will not be in affiliation with the Arms Race RPG. If you wanna follow Ryland for lewd comments, awkward flirting and other nonsense? Go for it because I don&amp;#8217;t care who follows me. But I just want to stress that it will NOT be in conjunction with Arms Race RPG just for creative freedom and not any personal issues.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25674190934</link><guid>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25674190934</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2012 18:26:55 -0400</pubDate><category>ooc</category></item><item><title>OOC.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;!-- more --&gt;Guys, I need some clarification or else I&amp;#8217;m going to have to suspend writing Ryland in this RPG. Cobra is supposed to be on tour. Is anyone else following the tour schedule? Because if not, I really need to know please! I have Ryland logged into AIM mostly all of the time (except when I&amp;#8217;m at work) so if there is going to be a change, I&amp;#8217;d like to know so I&amp;#8217;m not posting stuff that no one else is.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25671863382</link><guid>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25671863382</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2012 17:51:09 -0400</pubDate><category>ooc</category></item><item><title>She’s my girlfriend. When she’s not being Z...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m603koiFxH1rowk75o1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;She’s my girlfriend. When she’s not being Z Berg’s girlfriend. Which is never, but still. I mean. She lets me smell her hair when she’s sleeping. That’s acceptable in my book. Call me .. Rylannie?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25625297351</link><guid>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25625297351</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2012 00:09:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>williahm-eugenebeckett replied to your post: williahm-eugenebeckett replied to your photo:...</title><description>&lt;div class="hide_overflow"&gt;&lt;a href="http://williahm-eugenebeckett.tumblr.com/"&gt;williahm-eugenebeckett&lt;/a&gt; replied to your &lt;a href="http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25624845977/williahm-eugenebeckett-replied-to-your-photo-fbr"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25624845977/williahm-eugenebeckett-replied-to-your-photo-fbr"&gt;williahm-eugenebeckett replied to your photo: FBR&amp;#8230;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;I’m in Gabe’s bed and we’re holding your pants hostage for ransom.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thankfully you made reference to Gabe. For a minute, I forgot you guys were a one-named glob of gay.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25625113897</link><guid>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25625113897</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2012 00:07:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>williahm-eugenebeckett replied to your photo: FBR puts some pretty goofy shit in their word&amp;#8230;
I...</title><description>&lt;div class="hide_overflow"&gt;&lt;a href="http://williahm-eugenebeckett.tumblr.com/"&gt;williahm-eugenebeckett&lt;/a&gt; replied to your &lt;a href="http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25624407117/fbr-puts-some-pretty-goofy-shit-in-their-word"&gt;photo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25624407117/fbr-puts-some-pretty-goofy-shit-in-their-word"&gt;FBR puts some pretty goofy shit in their word&amp;#8230;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;I approve of this.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Who are you and where are my pants?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25624845977</link><guid>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25624845977</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2012 00:02:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I saw an INTERVENTION show about a dude with diabetes.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;He was addicted to insulin.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25624808394</link><guid>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25624808394</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2012 00:02:09 -0400</pubDate><category>i don't want to live on this planet anymore</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6036pJFtK1rowk75o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25624775498</link><guid>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25624775498</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2012 00:01:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thatdamngabesaporta replied to your photo: FBR puts some pretty goofy shit in their...</title><description>&lt;div class="hide_overflow"&gt;&lt;a href="http://thatdamngabesaporta.tumblr.com/"&gt;thatdamngabesaporta&lt;/a&gt; replied to your &lt;a href="http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25624407117/fbr-puts-some-pretty-goofy-shit-in-their-word"&gt;photo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25624407117/fbr-puts-some-pretty-goofy-shit-in-their-word"&gt;FBR puts some pretty goofy shit in their word&amp;#8230;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Hahahaha. Man. We’re just that couple.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Obviously. 90% of your posts are about/to each other. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25624605813</link><guid>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25624605813</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2012 23:58:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>top-model:

There is nothing I can say that will make this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zpyvKbGD1qja3x0o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zpyvKbGD1qja3x0o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zpyvKbGD1qja3x0o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zpyvKbGD1qja3x0o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://top-model.tumblr.com/post/25606576048/there-is-nothing-i-can-say-that-will-make-this"&gt;top-model&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There is nothing I can say that will make this funnier than it already is.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25624485850</link><guid>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25624485850</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2012 23:56:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>FBR puts some pretty goofy shit in their word searches. I mean...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m602wfY3ha1rowk75o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;FBR puts some pretty goofy shit in their word searches. I mean that’s just so — oh. Oh wait.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I see. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25624407117</link><guid>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25624407117</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2012 23:55:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Our new drummer! Let’s hear it for him!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m601r6lmsS1rowk75o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Our new drummer! Let’s hear it for him!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25622918218</link><guid>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25622918218</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2012 23:30:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>As if you couldn’t tell…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m601noK7Vs1rowk75o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;As if you couldn’t tell…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25622788955</link><guid>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25622788955</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2012 23:28:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>It’s fun digging up gems like these.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zqvtuSVP1rowk75o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It’s fun digging up gems like these.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25607609936</link><guid>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25607609936</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2012 19:35:53 -0400</pubDate><category>smell this rag</category><category>starship full of cobras</category></item><item><title>São Paulo's Pop Music Festival tomorrow.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;People in São Paulo are insane. I&amp;#8217;m ready for this - if the flights would stop being looseheads about our gates and clearance. I mean, maybe it&amp;#8217;s all those restraining orders that I have &amp;#8230; I mean. What? Not me. I&amp;#8217;m a nice dude.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also, who went double platinum in Canada? No, not Alanis Morisette. Cobra Starship. Holla! (I just said holla. Please find ways to cope with that.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25607262121</link><guid>http://rylandblacksheep.tumblr.com/post/25607262121</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2012 19:30:29 -0400</pubDate><category>starship full of cobras</category></item></channel></rss>
